I condition my beard

I’m a Mountain Man, through and through;
Yes, I do many Manly Things.
I pee outside and drink strong home-brew
Out of my metal canteen.

I run, I hike, and I very much like cheese,
I'll even say "pass the spork".
But I'm not afraid to bless you when you sneeze
I listen to classic rock but also Bjork.

There's more to being Manly at heart:
It does one well to look the part.
To keep my facial hair top-tier
I condition my beard.

 

-Will Goldin (co-founder)